What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get the quarter back.
What makes math such hard work? All those numbers you have to carry.
What did one math book say to the other? "Man, I have a lot of problems!"
What kind of foods do math teachers eat? Square meals.
What comes once in a minute, once in a month, but never in a day? The letter M.
Why shouldn't you take your computer into rush-hour traffic? Because it might crash (especially if it's Vista).
Why couldn't the girl type on her computer? She lost her keys.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.
What do pigs put in their hard drives? Sloppy disks.
What's a teacher's favorite candy? Chalk-olate.
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